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我朋友打两份工，一份在养老院，另一份在蜡烛店。讲话的时候他常常也不讲清楚究竟指哪边的工作，而是突然来一句诸如“今天有人在我上班的时候去世了”之类的话，于是我们就得猜那个人是在养老院去世的，还是蜡烛店里去世的... @推特翻译
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我朋友打两份工，一份在养老院，另一份在蜡烛店。讲话的时候他常常也不讲清楚究竟指哪边的工作，而是突然来一句诸如“今天有人在我上班的时候去世了”之类的话，于是我们就得猜那个人是在养老院去世的，还是蜡烛店里去世的...

你以为“上班的时候有人朝我扔蜡烛”肯定是在蜡烛店发生的事情吧？错！是那个养老院！！！ source

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我朋友打两份工，一份在养老院，另一份在蜡烛店。讲话的时候他常常也不讲清楚究竟指哪边的工作，而是突然来一句诸如“今天有人在我上班的时候去世了”之类的话，于是我们就得猜那个人是在养老院去世的，还是蜡烛店里去世的...

你以为“上班的时候有人朝我扔蜡烛”肯定是在蜡烛店发生的事情吧？错！是那个养老院！！！ source
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我朋友打两份工，一份在养老院，另一份在蜡烛店。讲话的时候他常常也不讲清楚究竟指哪边的工作，而是突然来一句诸如“今天有人在我上班的时候去世了”之类的话，于是我们就得猜那个人是在养老院去世的，还是蜡烛店里去世的...

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