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Boys dey suffer
Kwata kwata😭
πŸ˜”
Yep😌
Nti Christmas paa nie??
😭😭
😭
WAEC
I want it😭
1.When you're sΓΌΓ§kΔ«ng hΔ“r bwess & she voluntarily put the second 1 in your mouth. Don't be surprised.*

THAT'S PRINCIPLE OF BUY 1 GET 1 FREE.πŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ‘¨πŸ½β€βš•

2.Going to the toilet with your phone has to be regarded as one of the grΒ£atest trΓ p$ in life. You can spend 2 days in the toilet without knowing a second had moved. πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€€πŸ˜‚

3.Between surprise $Δ“x, accidental $Γͺx, farewell $Δ“x, Reconciliation $Γ¨x, Anniversary $Γͺx, Birthday $Δ“x and programmed $Δ“x πŸ˜‚
Which one is swΔ“Δ“ter? πŸ€”
If you're still a VΔ«rgΓ―n type: Nawa oπŸ˜‚

4.I was standing outside my house 🏘️ looking for an available bike when two kids ran to me(a girl and a boy), the girl asked me, "can a sīx year old girl get pregnant" and I said NO, the boy now said, "you s££, I told yòù, oya lets gò and còntìnu£.*

And I shouted "cΓ²ntΓ¬nu€ what..."
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘¨πŸ½β€βš•
1110ΒΉΒΉ0 πŸ™πŸ™

5.On the 1st of April , I ran
into a barrack shouting thief
thief thief... the soldiers came out
gallantly looking for the thief... so
I told them it April fool ....
..I will
continue the story wen dey
discharge me from hospital
It been two months now😟😟😟
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I need your prayer for quick recovery

6.If you have ever put one meat πŸ– under, and cover it with rice πŸ™ then put another meat πŸ– on top πŸ” gather here we get meeting.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£
Pls πŸ™πŸ™

7. My gΓ¬rlfrì£nd dΓΉmp$d me becos of a guy she fΓ²ΓΉnd online😭😭😭which happens to be meπŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€can't wait to meet her tomorrow😝😝😝😝



8. Stop zooming my picture every time my neck dey pain meπŸ˜₯πŸ˜’πŸ€£

9. I was forced πŸ™ƒ to give an opening prayer πŸ™ today at an assembly meeting😾. I ended up saying "father!πŸ‘¨πŸ» Father!πŸ‘¨πŸ» You are my sonπŸ˜­πŸ˜‘πŸ˜ͺ

10. The first and the last time I touched a bòòb it was in 2018.And i was stopping a fight between two girls 😌😚😊

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