1.When you're süçkīng hēr bwess & she voluntarily put the second 1 in your mouth. Don't be surprised.*

THAT'S PRINCIPLE OF BUY 1 GET 1 FREE.😜😜😜👨🏽‍⚕

2.Going to the toilet with your phone has to be regarded as one of the gr£atest tràp$ in life. You can spend 2 days in the toilet without knowing a second had moved. 😂🤣🤤😂

3.Between surprise $ēx, accidental $êx, farewell $ēx, Reconciliation $èx, Anniversary $êx, Birthday $ēx and programmed $ēx 😂
Which one is swēēter? 🤔
If you're still a Vīrgïn type: Nawa o😂

4.I was standing outside my house 🏘️ looking for an available bike when two kids ran to me(a girl and a boy), the girl asked me, "can a sīx year old girl get pregnant" and I said NO, the boy now said, "you s££, I told yòù, oya lets gò and còntìnu£.*

And I shouted "còntìnu€ what..."
😂😂😂👨🏽‍⚕
1110¹¹0 🙏🙏

5.On the 1st of April , I ran
into a barrack shouting thief
thief thief... the soldiers came out
gallantly looking for the thief... so
I told them it April fool ....
..I will
continue the story wen dey
discharge me from hospital
It been two months now😟😟😟
😂😂😂😂😂😂 I need your prayer for quick recovery

6.If you have ever put one meat 🍖 under, and cover it with rice 🍙 then put another meat 🍖 on top 🔝 gather here we get meeting.😂😂🤣
Pls 🙏🙏

7. My gìrlfrì£nd dùmp$d me becos of a guy she fòùnd online😭😭😭which happens to be me😀😀😀can't wait to meet her tomorrow😝😝😝😝



8. Stop zooming my picture every time my neck dey pain me😥😒🤣

9. I was forced 🙃 to give an opening prayer 🙏 today at an assembly meeting😾. I ended up saying "father!👨🏻 Father!👨🏻 You are my son😭😑😪

10. The first and the last time I touched a bòòb it was in 2018.And i was stopping a fight between two girls 😌😚😊

@memess_central

Memes Central

1.When you're süçkīng hēr bwess & she voluntarily put the second 1 in your mouth. Don't be surprised.*

THAT'S PRINCIPLE OF BUY 1 GET 1 FREE.😜😜😜👨🏽‍⚕

2.Going to the toilet with your phone has to be regarded as one of the gr£atest tràp$ in life. You can spend 2 days in the toilet without knowing a second had moved. 😂🤣🤤😂

3.Between surprise $ēx, accidental $êx, farewell $ēx, Reconciliation $èx, Anniversary $êx, Birthday $ēx and programmed $ēx 😂
Which one is swēēter? 🤔
If you're still a Vīrgïn type: Nawa o😂

4.I was standing outside my house 🏘️ looking for an available bike when two kids ran to me(a girl and a boy), the girl asked me, "can a sīx year old girl get pregnant" and I said NO, the boy now said, "you s££, I told yòù, oya lets gò and còntìnu£.*

And I shouted "còntìnu€ what..."
😂😂😂👨🏽‍⚕
1110¹¹0 🙏🙏

5.On the 1st of April , I ran
into a barrack shouting thief
thief thief... the soldiers came out
gallantly looking for the thief... so
I told them it April fool ....
..I will
continue the story wen dey
discharge me from hospital
It been two months now😟😟😟
😂😂😂😂😂😂 I need your prayer for quick recovery

6.If you have ever put one meat 🍖 under, and cover it with rice 🍙 then put another meat 🍖 on top 🔝 gather here we get meeting.😂😂🤣
Pls 🙏🙏

7. My gìrlfrì£nd dùmp$d me becos of a guy she fòùnd online😭😭😭which happens to be me😀😀😀can't wait to meet her tomorrow😝😝😝😝



8. Stop zooming my picture every time my neck dey pain me😥😒🤣

9. I was forced 🙃 to give an opening prayer 🙏 today at an assembly meeting😾. I ended up saying "father!👨🏻 Father!👨🏻 You are my son😭😑😪

10. The first and the last time I touched a bòòb it was in 2018.And i was stopping a fight between two girls 😌😚😊

@memess_central

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