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Стоит капитан на КПП и поджидает солдат с увольнительной. Время 18:05. Идет первый боец:
— Рядовой Иванов, почему опаздываете на пять минут?
— Товарищ капитан, виноват! Был на свидании, смотрю — время полшестого, ну, думаю, опаздываю, бегу на автобусную остановку — не успел. Хватаю такси, еду сюда, такси ломается в чистом поле. Вижу: лошади пасутся, я прыг на коня и как почесал, скачу, скачу — вдруг конь замертво: хлобысь! Я тогда бегом пять километров и вот я здесь.
— Молодец Иванов, за волю, за мужество ничего тебе за опоздание не будет!
Тут идёт второй солдат.
Капитан:
— Рядовой Петров, почему опаздываете с увольнения?
— Товарищ капитан, виноват! Был на свидании, смотрю — время полшестого, ну, думаю, опаздываю, бегу на автобусную остановку — не успел. Хватаю такси, еду сюда, такси ломается в чистом поле. Вижу: лошади пасутся, я прыг на коня и как почесал, скачу, скачу — вдруг конь замертво: хлобысь! Я тогда бегом пять километров и вот я здесь.
— Ну ладно Петров, идите!
Тут, шатаясь, идёт третий солдат.
Капитан:
— Рядовой Сидоров, какого чёрта? Почему опоздали?!
— Товарищ капитан, виноват! Был на свидании, смотрю — время полшестого, ну, думаю, опаздываю, бегу на автобусную остановку — не успел. Хватаю такси, еду сюда…
— Ну, да-да, такси, небось, сломалось и вы скакали на кобыле?!
— Никак нет, товарищ капитан! Еду сюда, смотрим — на дороге целая гора дохлых лошадей, ну пока её объехали…

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